{"id":110,"date":"2016-04-05T17:32:00","date_gmt":"2016-04-05T17:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/myinstatwitbook.com\/?p=110"},"modified":"2020-09-19T17:41:53","modified_gmt":"2020-09-19T17:41:53","slug":"free-muffins-run-around","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/myinstatwitbook.com\/index.php\/2016\/04\/05\/free-muffins-run-around\/","title":{"rendered":"Free Muffins Run Around."},"content":{"rendered":"\n

The meeting was over.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The call went out.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Left over Free Muffins in the conference room!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

We heard; we ran. With each step we gathered momentum, and a cohort. Or two. Off to the conference room.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

No Free Muffins.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A woman there cleaning up after the meeting told us that they brought them to the kitchen. We ran to the kitchen. We were now a conga line. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

In the kitchen, looking around everywhere, in every nook and cranny! We covered the entire 4 by 4-foot kitchen, it took minutes! We were exhausted! But there were no Free Muffins!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

No Free Muffins. What?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Did everyone eat all the Free Muffins in the time it took us to go from the conference room to the kitchen?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

We ran back to the conference room to see if we had missed the Free Muffins. We were laughed at by the woman cleaning up. \u201cHey guys, what are you doing, have you never eating muffins before, are you guys starving or something?\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n

They were legitimate questions, but I think she was mocking us?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cleaning Up Woman didn\u2019t know where the Free Muffins were or she did, but she was laughing so hard at us she couldn\u2019t tell us! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Some one passing us in the hall was eating a muffin!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ah, but was it a Free Muffin? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yes! The Free Muffins were put on top of a file cabinet in another section of office.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

We found the Free Muffins!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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They were not worth it!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

But they were Free!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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